Sam’s thoughts

 

 

1) You spend more money on Starbucks (your office) each month than you do at the grocery store.

2) You’ll use any inflatable object as a crowd attraction to rally neighborhood interest.

3) You constantly wonder who is reaching the next master-planned community.

4) You opted out of the established church model for something a little more “interesting”.

5) You know reaching the unchurched is worthy of every ounce of blood, sweat, and tears.

6) You can’t imagine doing anything else — for Anyone else.

7) You need a cellphone like you need the oxygen you breathe.

You write support letters like Shakespeare wrote sonnets.

9) You need volunteers.  Any volunteers?  Anyone?

10) You know you can sleep when you’re dead!

11) You use another guy’s sermon points. Sure you steal the milk, but you churn your own butter.

12) You’re updated on more pod-casts than Steve Jobs.

Tags: church planting, humor

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